Having sex with a tractor trailer

February 1st, 2008

So, courtesy of Sean, I got the hook up with Brawndo, the THIRST MUTILATOR.  The drink first seen on Idiocracy, is now a real energy drink.  It comes in a 16oz bright yellow can, and has ELECTROLYTES.Seriously, it’s not even that bad for you (160cal, 18g carbs in 16oz), and tastes exactly like Surge.  It even looks like Surge - bright green.  
Unfortunately, it’s got sucralose in it, so it falls outside of my allowed foods list (no artificial sweeteners).I think this is the first thing outside of a Nintendo Power Glove that I’ve ever gotten simply because of a movie.  Worth every penny! 

Check out the epic commercial for the drink: 

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